Race 2: The Dirt Road World Tour Addison Oaks isn’t a mountain bike race. It’s NASCAR on dirt with snack tables. It’s so flat and so fast that if you blink, you don’t just miss your rider…you miss the entire lap. Parents swore they saw sparks flying off the trail. One dad whispered, “I think my kid just drafted a …
Buckle up, folks, because Race #2 was hotter than Coach Ryan’s pig intestines and sweeter than Coach Tobi’s Oreo crumble waffles (IYKYK). The Coyotes didn’t just hold on to that top series spot…we devoured it, washed it down with waffles, and probably left a trail of crumbs on the course. Between blazing fast rides, hilarious pre-race interviews (because apparently “looking …